Friday, March 14, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Picture's of Spitzer's Hooker
Darn! I was hoping she would look a whole lot better than this. This is what Spitzy lost his governorship over? And shattered his relationship with his wife and 3 daughters? I will pass 200 women better looking than this on my way to Penn Station to catch my train. Maybe she looks better in 3D.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Letterman's Top 10 "Messages Left on Eliot Spitzer’s Answering Machine"
9. “It’s Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Never mind.”
8. “Ralph Nader here. Glad to hear I’m not the only politician who has to pay for it.”
7. “Hi, I’m calling from the ‘New York Post.’ Would you rather be known as ‘Disgraced Governor Perv’ or ‘Humiliated Whore Fiend’?”
6. “This is John McCain. If it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln’s wife.”
5. “It’s Dr. Phil. Call me if you need any horse**** advice.”
4. “This is Sen. Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?”
3. “It’s Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way.”
2. “Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free.”
1. “It’s Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I’m no longer America’s creepiest governor.”