Alaska: Murkowski Will Run for Governor Again

Somalia: Fatal Surge in Violence

Louisiana: Jefferson Henchman Gets 8 Years for Bribery

X Men 3 Crushes Da Vinci Code

Mexico: Caldern Holding on by 4 pts.

If the presidential election took place today, who would you vote for?
(Likely Voters)

	May 21	Apr. 30	Apr. 22
Felipe Calderón (PAN)	39%	40%	38%
Andrés Manuel López Obrador (PRD)	35%	33%	35%
Roberto Madrazo (PRI)	22%	22%	23%
Patricia Mercado (PASC)	2.3%	3.7%	2.6%
Roberto Campa (PNA)	1.2%	0.7%	0.6%

If the election to the federal Chamber of Deputies took place today, what party would you vote for?

	May 21	Apr. 30	Apr. 22
National Action Party (PAN)	39%	39%	40%
Alliance for the Common Good Democratic Revolution Party (PRD) Workers Party (PT) Convergence for Democracy (CD)	29%	30%	29%
Alliance for Mexico Institutional Revolutionary Party (PRI) Green Environmentalist Party (PVEM)	27%	26%	27%
Social-Democratic and Peasant Alternative Party (PASC)	2.7%	2.9%	2.5%
New Alliance Party (PNA)	2.2%	2.2%	1.7%

Source: Reforma
Methodology: Face-to-face interviews with 2,099 likely Mexican voters, conducted from May 19 to May 21 2006. Margin of error is 2.3 per cent.

McCain or Giuliani Would Beat Hillary or Gore

Thinking ahead to the next presidential election, if the 2008 election were held today and the candidates were Democrat [NAME] and Republican [NAME], for whom would you vote?

Hillary Rodham Clinton (D) 42% - 46% John McCain (R)
Hillary Rodham Clinton (D) 40% - 49% Rudy Giuliani (R)
Hillary Rodham Clinton (D) 51% - 35% Jeb Bush (R)
Al Gore (D) 36% - 48% John McCain (R)
Al Gore (D) 37% - 50% Rudy Giuliani (R)
Al Gore (D) 50% - 33% Jeb Bush (R)

Source: Opinion Dynamics / Fox News
Methodology: Telephone interviews with 900 registered American voters, conducted from May 16 to May 18, 2006. Margin of error is 3 per cent.

Canada: Conservative Party Approval Up

What party would you vote for in the next federal election?

	May 2006	Mar. 2006	Feb. 2006
Conservative	43%	38%	39%
Liberal	25%	28%	27%
New Democratic Party	15%	19%	20%
Bloc Québécois	9%	9%	8%
Green	5%	5%	5%

Source: Ipsos-Reid / CanWest Global
Methodology: Telephone interviews with 1,003 Canadian adults, conducted from May 16 to May 18, 2006. Margin of error is 3.1 per cent.

House Votes to Restrict Aid to Hamas Lead Palestinians

Just a hunch, but I think it has something to do with that whole terrorist thing.

Lloyd Bentsen Dies— Senator, Vice Presidential Candidate, Treasury Secretary

Montenegro Votes for Independence

Mali: Ethnic Tuareg Uprising?

"Armed units have attacked the essential military bases we have at Kidal. This is harmful, but in the face of challenges ... I ask every Malian to stay calm, safe and show a level head whatever the situation."

Greek & Turkish Jets Collide

Iran: Fear of Ethnic Baloch Uprising

This is definitely a case where both sides are evil, since Balochistan (or Baluchistan) is overflowing with Sunni extremists who want independence from Iran but are definitely not our friend. I wouldn't be surprised if Osama bin Laden has spent at least part of his time hiding in the region. The best thing to do would be to officially stay out of it, but secretly provoke both sides to go after each other.

P.S. — The Baloch ethnic group can also be found in southern Afghanistan and southwestern Pakistan.

50% of Americans Believe Life Begins at Conception

Wisconsin: Governors Race Tied at 43%

If the election for Governor was held today, and the choice was between Jim Doyle, the Democrat and Mark Green, the Republican, whom would you vote for?

	Apr. 2006	Mar. 2006	Jan. 2006
Jim Doyle (D)	43%	44%	44%
Mark Green (R)	43%	44%	43%
Undecided	14%	12%	13%

Source: Strategic Vision
Methodology: Telephone interviews with 800 likely Wisconsin voters, conducted from Apr. 7 and Apr. 9, 2006. Margin of error is 3 per cent.

Sudan: Peace Deal Brings Death to Dozens

Israel: Major Islamic Jihad Killed

Hey man, nice shot.

Scalia Against Foreign Law Infesting Supreme Court

UN to Cut and Run From Eritrea - Ethiopia Peace Role

Another dazzling show of impotence by the powder-blue storm troopers.

Spain: Trying to Stop Tidal Wave of African Illegals

Montenegro: Sunday Vote on Independence

Afghanistan: Major Taliban Leader Caught

Iran: Ahmadinejad Mocks European Offer

"They say they want to give us incentives. They think they can take away our gold and give us some nuts and chocolate in exchange."

Russia: Car Bomb Kills 7

Likely the work of Chechen terrorists.

Brazil: Police Pick Off 18 in Continuing Gang Rampage

"The police is killing anyone who dares to clash with us."

Turkey: Islamo-Fascist Murders Judge

"I'm a soldier of Allah!"

Oregon: Governor Kulongoski in Trouble

"Some things I have not done well."

Turkey: Threatens France Over Potential Armenian Genocide Law

It's fun watching two second-rate powers going at, flailing their fists at each other in futility. However, remember that whatever happens, it will not bring back the 1.5 million Armenians murdered by the Turks in World War I.

Indonesia: Nuclear Power by 2015

Venezuela: US Bans Arms Sales to Chavez Dictatorship

Belarus: US Puts Travel Ban on Corrupt Government

Wisconsin: Thompson Won't Run For Governor

If he's not running for governor, he should try to knock of the rich old man, Senator Herb Kohl. That would be a titanic race.

Libya: Full Diplomatic Relations With US

"I am pleased to announce that the United States is restoring full diplomatic relations with Libya. We will soon open an embassy in Tripoli." — Secretary of State Rice

Comoros: Potential Islamo-Fascist 'Wins' Rigged Election

Brazil: 30 Dead in Gang Attacks

Missouri: Senator's Race — Talent 43%, McCaskill 40%

Michigan: 2 Polls Show DeVos Leading Granholm

Iran: Highly Enriched Uranium Found

Oh wow, I'm so shocked. I don't know what to do. Maybe the Russians will help us.

Overwhelming Support for Military Defending Border

Russia: United Russia Party Leading Big

Florida: Harris Gets 3 Little Known Challengers

Kentucky: Fletcher Will Seek 2nd Term

South Carolina: Sanford 52%, Moore 33%

It's nice to have a place where all things are well.

West Virginia: Byrd 57%, Raese 34%

Voters in the Klan State seem happy to keep their international embarrassment in office.

China & Sudan Agree on "Cooperation"

It is so heartwarming that today's premier genocide experts and the greatest threat to freedom in the future world are practically humping each other.

Conservatives Are the Reason Bush is Down

Therefore, why do the mainstream media assume this is going to hurt the GOP?
Conservatives don't like Bush's position on immigration, but that doesn't mean they hate their congressperson, senator or governor. The Republicans who should worry are the liberal ones in competitive districts. Aside from that, I don't see too much of a problem.

Slandered Opus Dei Fights Back

Canada: Falling Support for Terror War in AFGHANISTAN

That's right. Not Iraq, but Afghanistan. Not a proud day to be a Canadian.
I do believe it's time we stole another one of their hockey teams. That would get them angrier than a terrorist stealing another innocent life.

Mexico: Calderon Overtakes Obrador, Mexican Stocks Rally

I was kind of looking forward to former Mexico City Mayor Andres Lopez Obrador (and current left-wing lunatic) winning. It would give us a reason to make Baja, Baja South and Sonora the 51st, 52nd and 53rd States.

Nebraska: Heineman Wins

The following is an editorial: Woohoo!!!

UK: Conservatives Lead Labor, 38% to 30%

I like Tony Blair, but I don't like his party, so this is great news. Not too long ago the Conservatives were way down in the dumps and it now seems they have come all the way back.

Congressional Race Closer Than Mainstream 'Wisdom' Expects

May 2006 Mar. 2006
Democrat 41% 48%

Republican 38% 38%

Other 21% 18%



Source: Opinion Dynamics / Fox News
Methodology: Telephone interviews with 900 registered American voters, conducted on May 2 and May 3, 2006. Margin of error is 3 per cent.

New Jersey: Booker Will be Mayor of Newark

California: Roach Steps Aside

A class act that should help keep voters from making the Busby mistake.

2 NY Colleges Want to Stop McCain Speeches

Love those open-minded liberals.

Louisiana: Jefferson Loses Court Cover-Up Attempt

Afghanistan: 4 Taliban Terrorists Smoked by US

Sudan: Cowardly UN Envoy Flees Angry Genocidees

Costa Rica: Oscar Arias Now President

Russia Warns Georgia & Ukraine Not to Withdraw From CIS

Louisiana: Democrats Throwing Black Party Member Overboard?

Bush Vows to Veto Greasy Pork Bill

"Congress has got to be wise about how they spend the people's money. They've got to make sure the supplemental comes to me at a rate that I'll accept."

East Timor: Fears of Impending Violence

Nepal: Peace?

2 Italian Soldier Murdered by Terrorists in Afghanistan

Israel: Hamas Terror Leader Blames US for Lack of Money

Gee, we're sorry, you f***ing murderers.

Bolivia: Left-Wing Government Confiscating More Property From Owners

Germany: Fight to Reverse Negative Birth Rate

Italy: Berlusconi Resigns

Post Office Wants to Raise Stamp Prices Again

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