Boxer Knighted by Obama

Overheard just moments ago...

I, Barack Hussein Obama, grant thee Lady Barbara Boxer the fiefdom of
California in the name of Barack Hussein Obama and... uh... uh...

Sh*t! My f*cking teleprompter's all f*cked up again!

Uh... Me, Barack Hussein Obama does give you, uh... Barbara Boxless...
uh...

F*ck! Hillary! Get off that phone, talkin' like a ho to that Putin
sh*t and come fix my teleprompter. I'm melting over here! Sh*t!...

Uh... Me, Barack Hussein Obama do give you, uh... Barbara Boxface of
California the foofdom of California. Now, in the... Uh... In the name
of me, I declare you to be, uh... "Broad Barbie Boxer de California."

Oh f*ck yeah, you got that teleprompter sh*t fixed! That's my b*tch,
Hillary...

Ok... one more time...
I, Barack Hussein Obama, grant you, Senator Barbara Boxer, in the name
of Barack Hussein Obama, the fiefdom of California and I grant you the
title of "Dame Barbara of California."