I, Barack Hussein Obama, grant thee Lady Barbara Boxer the fiefdom of
California in the name of Barack Hussein Obama and... uh... uh...
Sh*t! My f*cking teleprompter's all f*cked up again!
Uh... Me, Barack Hussein Obama does give you, uh... Barbara Boxless...
uh...
F*ck! Hillary! Get off that phone, talkin' like a ho to that Putin
sh*t and come fix my teleprompter. I'm melting over here! Sh*t!...
Uh... Me, Barack Hussein Obama do give you, uh... Barbara Boxface of
California the foofdom of California. Now, in the... Uh... In the name
of me, I declare you to be, uh... "Broad Barbie Boxer de California."
Oh f*ck yeah, you got that teleprompter sh*t fixed! That's my b*tch,
Hillary...
Ok... one more time...
I, Barack Hussein Obama, grant you, Senator Barbara Boxer, in the name
of Barack Hussein Obama, the fiefdom of California and I grant you the
title of "Dame Barbara of California."
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